handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
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A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.
my god that gif was made for this moment
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I NEED MORE BLOGS TO FOLLOW
Reblog, no likes, if you post:
And I will check out your blog.
my dash is soooo dead!!!!
Reblog this is you post any of:
Cute (kawaii) things
Vegan foods as well
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
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Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?
Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.
America left home super early
and made bad life choices as a result.
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